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THE SIMPSONS

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SAILBOAT PICTURE
INPUT - FLEXO

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TABLE - SOFA - CARPET

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PACIFIER

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WALL - FLEXO - ENTRY

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Monday. Here we go again.

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MONDAY

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TUESDAY

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WEDNESDAY

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THURSDAY

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FRIDAY

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I'm sorry, there comes a day

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in that it no longer does anything.

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Does routine bore you?

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Ready to change?

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We have built a floating paradise.

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Royal cruises, a week away
of daily chores.

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These images

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they don't get the emotion
from real experience.

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I want to go!

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I want to go!

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MILA KUNIS, SEXY RESPENT

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Mom, dad, do you know that there is a ship
where nothing stinks?

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Royal Cruises,

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and your commercials are here!

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I'm sorry, honey.

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Maybe we could pay for a vacation

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if a certain boss had not invited
to his friends at Mr. Filete.

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Mr. Steak again!

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Do you know why I go there?

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Because in Mr. Filete they don't get angry

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for spending a lot of money on Mr. Filete!

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Of course not!

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Why don't you discuss it?
with Mrs. Steak?

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Mrs. Steak doesn't exist!

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Who was going to marry that man?

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Maybe I can pay for the cruise.

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Let's see how much it costs
a cabin in the lower part.

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No porthole...
Lifeboat access zone Z...

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It's still a lot of money.

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Face it, we're just kids.

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We can't pay for anything that has zeros in it.

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we only have
what our parents give us.

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Bart! There is a huge squirrel
in the garden!

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Dare me to fight her!

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Bart's been kidnapped!
And their bullshit has been bullshit!

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ALL THINGS FROM BART ON SALE

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The box of Bart's baby teeth?

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The doctor says I need calcium
and I can't pay anything else.

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CRUISE

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I have sold everything

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and I can't afford the cruise.

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Try dinner, honey.

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I can't, I've sold my "future dinners."

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Nice to do business with you.

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Homer!

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No problem. I'm not very hungry.

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I'm going to my floor.

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Mother! Dad!

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I woke up and the jar was full!

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The devil has accepted my deal.

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And now to do my part!

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- Snowball II!
- No!

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We saw how much you want that cruise,

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So we've all sold something special.

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And we can afford a cheap cabin!

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I sold a couple of rare jazz records.

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After a while, they all sound the same.

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I still love the genre, of course.

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I'll never get tired of him.

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I sold our good china.

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Oh really?

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It had been in the family for generations.

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Yeah well my mother stole it
to a woman he cleaned for.

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It took him years to grind out the entire game.

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And dad has donated something too.

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And my mini pool table?

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I was practicing to be a mini-star.

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we sold it
to go on a family cruise.

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I hadn't even realized
how small my jacket is.

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MINI-BILLIARD SHARK

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It's strange for me to say it, but...

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...I love you.

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They are going to be
the best vacation in the world!

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Maybe for you kids.

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For parents, family vacations
They are babysitting 24 hours a day.

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"Have you put sunscreen on?"

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"Are you splashing or drowning?"

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"Why do I have to help
in all the sand castles?"

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Then a child disappears
and panic spreads

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until it appears
at the bar at the pool...

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...eating a hamburger
of 30 bucks that falls into the water!

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PARKING

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And the worst:
I won't spend time alone with my wife,

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because we will all sleep
in the same room!

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Look, our ship!

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ROYAL VALHALLA

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BILLING

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I'm sorry, sir,

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- but your cruise has no seats.
- That?

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I can offer you a cabin
on a sugar-free gym cruise.

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Welcome to eight days and seven nights
of push-ups and cabbages!

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The Lord who is never wrong
he is right again:

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family vacations always suck.

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I told you so!

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I...told you!

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Homer, this isn't good for you either.

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But it's worth being right!

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It's worth being right!

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One moment,
I can place them in their original ship,

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but in another cabin.

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This one is better!

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Sorry, there was an error.

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This is not your cabin.

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This one is twice as good! Yeah!

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I knew it. It has been a dream.

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No, honey. you fainted

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seeing the private bedroom
three times as good.

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I got it, a perfect vacation.

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You can't even imagine the bath towels!
that they have given us... enough!

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And there is a selection of DVDs
that haven't even been published yet.

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ONE WHO DOES KUNG-FU

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THE PANDORA STRAIN

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Greetings, passengers!

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I'm your cruise director,
Rowan Priddis

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welcome aboard the Royal Valhalla,

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in which the only rule is:
"Always a party!"

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All your needs will be taken care of,
from our kids club

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even in "Condolences",
our award-winning luxury morgue.

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Your happiness goes in my salary,
So, in a sense, they are my bosses.

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And as bosses that they are,

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I would like to ask you
a week of vacation.

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A week that I will spend on this cruise

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doing my tasks
of cruise director.

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Up to this point I love my job.

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Bon voyage!

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Wow, a "schedule of parties"!

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How many things.

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Laser tag, water sledding...

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The ice cream ball fight
It starts in five minutes!

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Homie, we have the cabin to ourselves.

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Sex on family vacation?

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I didn't know it was possible!

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And the ocean will do all the work.

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Long live ocean sex!

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Fuck you, sex on land!

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Children's area.

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Let's see if I guess it: a broken foosball table

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and a Cluedo without a candelabra.

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Lisa Simpson? Our previous selection
has given you access

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to the most sophisticated children's area:

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"Kids zone: Elite".

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CHILDREN'S TED TALKS - VEGAN BUFFET

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WRITING WORKSHOP

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JELLYFISH CENTER

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Help me study
the increasing acidity of the ocean.

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No, help me dial
and release seabirds.

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How diverse.

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I have died
and I'm in an educational program!

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Two?

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Very good, party schedule,
I'm going to come after you!

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REPTILE RODEO

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MAGIC CRAZY

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HISTORY OF CRUISE SHIPS

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DENIM TIME

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Two sons of diplomats
They are in love with me.

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Who will I choose? To Ghana or Portugal?

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Thanks to you, we are having fun

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like "before you were born."

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Where has the ship docked?

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I don't know, there are many barefoot children
playing soccer

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with shell pendants,
They know how to hide their poverty.

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Anywhere is great
if you are with "Big Lips".

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What names you put...

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we are all going through
the best week of our lives.

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Whenever we reach the halfway point of the journey,

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I like to reflect for a few moments.

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Come on, Gary Ocean and Dizziness!

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Enjoy while you can

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Ice sculptures, conga dancing
and get tan

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Enjoy it while you're here

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A week of glitz and glamor
Instead of pain and cold

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In a few days
The ship will dock at a dock

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And when that happens
Dear friends, can you give them a telele

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They have made great friends

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When they return, they will lose contact

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Here, Hawaiian shirts are the most

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Back, well, they won't be cool anymore

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On the way back, they will be too exhausted
To continue with so much magic

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So eat, play and pray

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We will leave a little late

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Enjoy while you can

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Here in the sea, we drink and jump

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Back, that's for alcoholics

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The future goes up and then down

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Enjoy while you can

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- Bravo!
- Very good!

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Yeah!

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That song is true.

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It doesn't matter how much fun I have
on this cruise,

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It only lasts a week.

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Then mom and dad will fight again,
Lisa to get depressed, homework, bullies

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and the school sandwich
It will get wet because of the cardboard juice!

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After this cruise,
The rest of my life will go downhill.

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Only one good week in my entire life.

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ASYLUM

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Why the holidays
don't they last forever?

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I have to do something.

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I'm sorry.

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SOUTH PACIFIC FESTIVAL

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I'm seeing something

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even more beautiful than Ganymede, Lisa.

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Sure, Io.

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But not even Jupiter's moon
She is as beautiful as you.

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Dwelling!

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I am General William Sullivan,
This is an urgent message.

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I speak to you from a safe area of ​​​​the CDC.

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An outbreak of the deadly Pandora virus
spreads quickly.

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An unprecedented threat
which requires a global quarantine.

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All ships will remain at sea
until next...

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Humanity must survive.

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A virus?

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- Are we trapped here?
- What do we do?

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They have swallowed it.

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"Shockingly real." I already tell you,

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Joe Morgenstern of the Wall Street Journal.

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You have to make sure
that no one calls home

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with the help of the bar
in which you make your own ice cream.

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COMMUNICATIONS CENTER

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A little here, a little there.

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HOT CANDY

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We have tried to communicate with land,
but we only receive static.

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There doesn't seem to be an option...

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To avoid the virus, we must stay
at sea indefinitely.

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No! We're trapped!

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Eternal vacation!

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Hello, everyone!

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We welcome a sunny twelfth day
after the virus.

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The world fights against the pandemic,
and we here partying

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under the skillful hands
from our Norwegian captain Svalbard.

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I knew that human arrogance
would condemn us all.

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Ha, I said it very often.

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When we reach our destination,
hopefully virus free,

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the romantic Antarctica,

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our activities will include
build a shelter, hunt our food

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and start a new civilization.

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The provisions are a bit scarce,

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but don't worry,
today's delicious buffet

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includes fresh seagull
and barnacles removed from the ship's hull.

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At the Comedy and Laughter Club,
we have Joey Scazzazone,

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with his vision, no longer observational,
of our lives before the virus.

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what's up

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with all the Starbucks there were?

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I don't know why it bothered me so much.

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Hug your children.

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Do you need a break?

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Well don't come
to the luxury sauna Sensations,

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which is now the bastion
of our charismatic cult leader,

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Dave the lifeguard.

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We knew we didn't have to run
near the pool!

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And we don't listen!

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The virus is our reward!

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Remember, rule number one is:
"Always partying",

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because the party is the only thing
that will keep us alive.

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Spree!

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Useless...

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This couldn't be cooler.

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If it weren't for the virus,
We would have returned to that horrible life.

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Yet you are here
and you can cuddle at all hours.

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Come on, a little kiss.

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A little kiss!

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Bart, we're too worried.
for those things.

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00:16:03,712 --> 00:16:07,424
Yes, and customer service
has gone to hell.

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Die, fat ass!

275
00:16:10,678 --> 00:16:14,014
Last week,
that steward gave me extra shampoo.

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He said she was "lovely."

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Lis, at least your nerds
They continue to do their thing.

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What's better
than a vacation that never ends?

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Better?

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These passengers could be
the last people on Earth.

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As with the monks of the Dark Ages,

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depends on the Kids Zone Elite
record human culture.

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We are adapting children's classics

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to entertain generations
of survivors.

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Erik, we have to work
with humans.

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How naive you are, Charles.

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We should conquer them and rule them.

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Can no one enjoy
of your eternal vacation?

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Look! They were going to throw away these paintings
overboard,

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as if they were worthless garbage.

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Bart, I'm glad you're here.

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Let's go see a movie together.

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Yes, a movie!

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It's about time you had fun.

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Humanity must survive.

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General, it's worse than we thought.

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The virus increases in size.

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How could you, Bart?

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I have to go!

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00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:21,832
Today I have distributed well
in the gladiator arena.

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00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:24,793
I won the last package
of hot dogs from the boat.

302
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,629
But they looted me on the way here.

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00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,465
There is no virus!

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00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:31,967
Bart faked it with a DVD.

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A movie that went straight to video.

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SPECIAL COURT

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He is accused of leaving his team stranded
in the musical quiz competition.

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His spree-condemnation: eight hours
in the prison conga.

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Excuse me, cruise director Priddis.

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My son has something to tell you.

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Speak up, passenger, son of a passenger.

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It was a joke, there is no virus.

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And the general's notice?

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00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:05,167
It was Treat Williams in a virus movie.

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00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:07,795
The general's face already familiar to me.

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00:18:08,295 --> 00:18:10,672
That? I make a lot of movies.

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00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:18,472
I take back everything I told you
that night in the dolphin laboratory.

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The only thing that has happened
It's just that we extend the vacation.

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00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:24,103
Is that so bad?

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00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:26,063
I think I've eaten human flesh!

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00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:29,358
I know my son has done something terrible.

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00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:33,529
But on this ship there is a chapel,
and in it, a book,

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and says: "Do not judge and do not...".

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I'll be lucky if they give me a job!

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on a Jimmy Buffet nude cruise!

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00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,624
What about tax-free things?
what do we buy?

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00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:47,960
The parties are over!

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00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:50,045
My alcohol and my cologne!

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RESEARCH CENTER
5 KILOMETERS

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It's fair.

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00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:10,315
I'm sorry. I deserve it.

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00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:12,776
That one hurt.

333
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:16,613
I'm sorry, honey. I needed to get even.

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00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:20,284
That stupid joke is the most selfish thing
what have you ever done!

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00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:22,369
It wasn't selfishness.

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00:19:22,452 --> 00:19:24,371
I also did it for you.

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00:19:24,454 --> 00:19:27,291
Lisa, you met kids like you.

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Mom, dad, I've never seen you
so happy and in love.

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00:19:31,044 --> 00:19:34,882
It was the best week of our lives,
I wanted it to last forever.

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00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:38,010
I will strangle you
with my blue and insensitive hands!

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00:19:41,054 --> 00:19:42,055
That...?

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00:19:44,224 --> 00:19:46,977
Come! You have to see this!

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00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:52,357
From egg to baby to adult

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00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:56,028
we can see them live
his penguin life from here.

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00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:00,490
What a mess.

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00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:04,036
They spend their lives
trying to raise a baby, why?

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00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:06,622
To do the same nonsense,

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00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:08,373
and so on all life.

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00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:10,375
The life of penguins is not so bad.

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00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:11,960
Those are having a great time.

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00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:17,216
The sleigh is like our cruise:

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something very short that's cool
and that shows how boring the rest is.

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00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:23,972
Sure, life is full
of pain and boredom,

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00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,934
but the trick is to enjoy
those few perfect experiences

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that are presented to us.

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00:20:28,518 --> 00:20:30,229
Yes, what stupidity.

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00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:33,565
Stop thinking about fun
and have some!

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00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:40,906
Wait for me!

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00:20:59,841 --> 00:21:01,885
What a great time we had!

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Subtitles: JJ Porto